My Life
THIS IS MY STORY I MUST TELL,
OR I WILL END UP IN HELL.
MY NANE IS MO, AND THAT IS FACT ONE,
I’M NOT EVEN THE PRODIGAL SON.
I’VE LIVED A LONG AND BORING LIFE,
I’VE ENDED UP HAVING A GORGEOUS WIFE.
MY SCHOOL DAYS I THOUGHT WERE GREAT,
MODERN DAY LIFE I DO HATE.
TRUE LOVE IT SEEMS IS HARD TO FIND,
FOR ANY GIRL TO KEEP ME IN MIND.
ONCE I THOUGHT I HAD A SWEETHEART,
BUT SHE TURNED OUT TO BE A SILLY TART.
I’M GOING THROUGH A DEPRESSION STAGE,
I FEEL I’M LOCKED IN A MASSIVE CAGE.
MY FRIENDSHIP IT SEEMS IS IN DOUBT,
ALL I CAN DO IS GLARE AND SHOUT.
ALL MY LIFE I’VE LIVFED FOR OTHERS,
GOT TWO SISTERS AND ONE BROTHER.
MY WIFE SHE SAYS IS FAITHFUL TO ME,
BUT LOVE IN HER EYES I CANNOT SEE.
I THOUGHT I HAD A SPECIAL FRIEND,
BUT SHE IS MAKING ME GO ROUND THE BEND.
WRONG CARDS IN LOVE I’VE BEEN DEALT,
THIS BEFORE; ONCE, I’VE FELT.
THERE IS NO PLACE FOR ME TO HIDE,
I’VE EVEN THOUGHT OF SUICIDE.
BUT THAT DOES NOT SOLVE A LOT,
TRUE LOVE FOR ME IS A DEFFINITE NOT.
THIS POEM IS ALL ABOUT ME,
SO THAT PEOPLE WILL NO DOUBT SEE.
I SLOG MY GUTS AT HAILESLAND PARK,
JUMP TO ATTENTION WHEN CUSTOMERS BARK.
I MAY NOT BE HANDSOME, I MAY NOT BE BRIGHT,
BUT MY FRIENDSHIP IS FIRM AND RIGHT.
I SMILE ALL DAY SO TO PLEASE,
THOSE WHO COME IN TO BUY MILK AND CHEESE.
MY MARRAGE IT SEEMS IS ON THE ROCKS,
STICK AROUND AND I’LL END UP IN THE DOCKS.
I CANNOT PLEAD SELF DEFENCE,
IF I KILL MY WIFE IN IGNORENCE.
LASTLY I WOULD LIKE TO SAY,
DEATH I HOPE WILL COME TODAY.
I’M SICK OF LIVING A LIFE OF LIE,
TO ENDURE THIS PAIN UNTIL I DIE.
GOODBYE DEAR ENEMIES GOODBYE DEAR FRIENDS,
ROSES RED PLEASE DO SEND.
I LOVE EVEY ONE AND ALL,
AT MY FUNERAL PLEASE DO HAVE A BALL.
