Martin
MARTIN R IS A PLOKER,
THE TEAM SPORTS ARE ALL WANKERS.
HE THINKS HE IS A CASANOVA,
HE LIKES THE NEW VAUXHALL NOVA.
HE GOES TO TYNECASTLE NEWS,
HE’S NOTHING BUT A SILLY FOOL.
HE GAMBLES AND DRINKS HIS POCKET MONEY,
HOLD HIS HAND AND HE’LL CALL YOU HONEY.
HE HAS QUEER FUNNY WALK,
I’M SURE AT XMAS HE WORE A FROCK.
HIS FAVOURITE COLOUR IS BRIGHT PINK,
WATCH YOUR BACK IF HE WINKS.
GIRL FRIENDS HE DOES NOT HAVE,
HE THINKS HE IS A CHAV.
HE SAYS HE HAS BUT BELIEVE HIM NOT,
BECAUSE HE WILL SELL YOU SHORT.
APSRT FROM THAT HE IS OK,
ASLONG AS YOU STAY AWAY.
JOKING ASIDE HE IS MY FRIEND,
NO; I’M NOT ROUND THE BEND.
