Cameron - (Isa)
CONGRATULATIONS, IT’S A BOY,
A BOUNCING BUNDLE, TREBLE THE JOY.
GOD HAS ANSWERED YOUR PLEA,
ANOTHER BRANCH FOR OUR FAMILY TREE.
MANY SLEEPLESS NIGHTS YOU WILL GET,
DROOPY, SAGGING EYES-NO SLEEP YET.
BUT THE JOY AND HAPPINESS HE WILL GIVE,
IT’S ANOTHER NOTCH, ANOTHER REASON TO LIVE.
SMELLY NAPPIES FILLED WITH YUCKIE POOH,
IT’S YOUR TURN TO CHANGE, OH! HOW LIFE CAN BE CRUEL.
CRYING THEN LAUGHING WITH THAT TOOTHLESS GRIN,
THEN THE TEETHING PAINS, AINT THAT A SIN.
I WISH HIM A GOOD, LONG, AND PROSPEROUS LIFE,
GETTING MARRIED TO AN OBEDIENT WIFE.
HE’LL THEN BE IN A POSITION THAT YOU ARE NOW IN,
BUT HE’LL BE SHOUTING “PAPA WAR HAE YE BIN?”
WITH EVERY PLEASURE THERE IS PAIN’
WITH EVERY SUNSHINE THERE IS RAIN.
WITH EVERY HAPPINESS THERE IS LIFE,
WITH EVERY OVERDRAFT THERE IS THE WIFE.
